hellysinsinjay:

arimacc:

skelletang:

kasespaetzle:

goddessofcheese:

greytaliesin:

championofpitfalls:

rainbowdrunk:

belphegorsbitch:

hellokittyharpoon:

Running on the tundra, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Jay! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

“I’m going to contort you into a new dimension of pain!!”

Lo! Who is that, striding over the steppes! It is Janeen, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to bruise you like it’s my job!”

Who is that, striding over the cliffs! It is Ellis, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming cry, their voice cometh:

“I’m going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!”

Stalking amidst the hotel lobby, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Sev! And she gives a cruel cry:

“Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!”

They never see Tali coming in the undergrowth, ‘til she leap from the forests of her making and lift her bow true, screaming like the northern wind:

“LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEENKINNNNSSS”

Lo! Who is that, striding across the icy wasteland! It isCheese, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She grunts mightily:

“I’m going to fuck you with such zeal, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!”

Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the candy store! It isKasespaetzle, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:

“Ares, God of War, be praised! Man, that’s some good coffee!”

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Lo! Who is that, striding over the plains! It is Skelletang, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She screams homicidally:

“For the love of beatings, I tear into the enemy until my loins find satisfaction!!”

Sprinting over the candy store, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh AriMacc! And she gives an ominous grunt:

“Hail the blood-letting! I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!”

Rampaging across the cliffs, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Hellsysinsinjay! And she gives a gutteral scream:

“For the love of beatings, I lay waste to the landscape until my loins find satisfaction!!!”

Zang! Who is that, rampaging out of the icy wasteland! It is Aristarry, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty howl, her voice cometh:

“As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate faster than the super-flu!!!”